My Interview with High Times

High Times is never going to interview me, so i'm going to interview myself, pretending to be High Times.

HT: Hey Justin, You sure know your stuff about buds, what first got you interested in that seductive mistress Mary Jane

JM: Honestly, D.A.R.E, thats right, the one you take if 5th grade, 5th and 6th for me, thats right I took it twice. I moved in between those years. But they had this video, I wasn't really paying attention to the dialog, but I saw these kids smoking pot and this magical stork, like the Vlassic Pickle one, brought these kids up to this place of clouds and rainbows. Ever since, I've wanted to toke.

HT: So when did you actually first smoke pot?

JM: Well, I was 13, and my older cousin (21 at the time) kept going outside and trying to hide something from me. I saw him smoke a bowl, and I said "What's that?" He explained it was marijuana, and I asked to hit it, and he gave me a shotty from the bowl my first hit. I fuckin got high because he told me to hold it in, and I smoked that shit right. Shit thats the only reason some people don't get high their first time, they have no clue what the fuck their doing.

HT: Interesting...What's the best Bud you ever smoked?
JM: Well, I suppose it's a close race between several buds. I've had Fresh and I mean FRESH Sour Diesel, Blueberry Kush, and REAL Haze, and it's a tie. Each one does it's own great qualities. But the Sour Diesel has that punch you in the face first hit that is just something no other weed I have ever smoked can claim. Although the Haze and B.Berry Kush were both very good. But that fuckin Sour D, can't hide the smell no matter what.

HT: Yeah Diesel strains really are catching attention in the Counter-Culture, is there any Herb you'd like to try?
JM: I keep hearing about this OG Kush shit out Westward, sounds good. Those Cali dudes know their shit. But I have never had G-13, I've heard it brings you into another world. Gotta try that.

HT: Do you prefer to smoke Hydro or Soil grown Herb?
JM: Well fuckin A, thats easy....ORGANIC SOIL! Best taste, smoother, no pops and fizzles. Beautiful.

HT: Have any good weed stories for our readers?
JM: Well when I first got my license I went to a friends and the three of us went to the kid's uncles house who he knew smoked some killer shit. He ended up getting a gram of it from his uncle, then he snuck back into his house and stole 5 more nice big buds of what happened to be White Widow. And oh man, I haven't had too much killer bud at that point and we smoked that shit out of a 4 ft bong. Smoked a whole shitload of it, and I drove down the highway back to my house and ended up going the wrong way for about 2 hours, haha. Or another time I smoked 6 blunts with 6 people in 1 car. It was so crazy I couldn't light a lighter, see the person next to me, or breath haha.

HT: Well we've heard enough of your self righteous bullshit.
JM: I've been had enough of it.

HT: Wanna toke?
JM: Fuck yeah.