Election jibber jabber

Okay this election seems to be an important one. For nearly 8 years Bush and his cronies turned this country into a broke, imperialist, oppressive, pile of shit. They havee turned record surpluses into massive deficits. Smashed a great economy to the point where we're on the verge of a depression. There is already a on/off recession and huge credit problem. Our civil liberties have been stripped away like the clothes off of a whore under the patronage of a methed out john. Gasoline has risen over $1.75, leaving record profits for Bush's buddies in the oil industry. The racist and criminal response to Katrina. Corruption of the Congress and Senate by Special Interest Groups. Also, those little (expensive) things known as the war in Iraq and Afghanistan.

So Bush has left the next president with quite a load on their hands. I'm not here to review the candidates, one by one. But I do feel it's important to expose some interesting information about the popular candidates. Also to give my feelings on certain candidates that I see as problematic.

First the lady in the lead. Hillary Clinton. What do most people know about Hillary. Well the obvious, she is Bill Clinton's wife. Secondly, she is the first woman presidential candidate that stands a very good chance. But she hasn't been a politician long, she has been the NY Senator for 7 years. Not very long when you consider the experience nearly all candidates in both parties have. She totally went against the publicly repeated statements to immediately get withdrawal of troops from Iraq, when in fact 2007 had more troops than any other year over in Iraq. So why is she so popular?

The answer to that is so simple it's ridiculous. Her popularity and association with the name Clinton helps a lot. He was a popular president and rightfully so. Although her policies and voting records show a totally different political spectrum for Hilary than her husband. Also people in this country are looking for a change. A person that can appear to be different in all ways than Bush. And hmmmm....well lets see. She's a woman. Women are seen as more compassionate and emotional. Which is what voters are looking for. The bulk of people don't know that, people are too busy to read about politics, at least the ones that vote seem to be. So they just see the obvious.

So right there you got a 1-2 punch. Clinton name and a seemingly different than Bush. She is really just you everyday average corrupt politician. Swinging to special interest, and probably a closet lesbo due to her pent up anger over the fact that her husband fucks everything with a vagina....except Hilary.



So what about #2, Guliani. All I have to say is, yeah he may be a smooth talker, but he is just as fucked up as Bush and will continue the neo-conservative geopolitical agenda. But he just simply seems "nice" because of his more (than avg republican) socially liberal policies. Hell I honestly believe if this guy gets elected, the Bible is right and he is the Antichrist. But I don't think he'll get elected.

What about Barrack. Obama man. First off his name and skin color will just simply turn away all the typically republican states. A vast portion of this country is still very racist, and I don't think s black president is possible. Although he is a smart guy, and definitely capable of being a president, but he's black. I'm not racist at all, well that's not true I despise the Inuits. Damn you Inuits, how dare you steal my beer pong table. Those crazy partiers. But I digress. Because I said "First off" I will reiterate my point of Barrack not being able to become president by saying his name is Obama.....Obama...Osama....Obama....Osama. If you had the right kind of hearing loss you wouldn't even hear the difference.

Anyways fuck everyone one else. Fred Thompson, Law and Order man. Ha.

Anyways I pick Ron Paul. He has the experience and a record that shows he hasn't fallen to the temptations of Washington after 30 years of a US Congress seat, and was one of the only people in congress to vote against the patriot act, the first time. Here's a video of Dr. Ron Paul being interviewed by none other than Google. It's a great interview and he rises to a big challenge, and shows real hope for this country. I hope everyone watches it, I guarantee he will impress you.